NSFW Book Review: Pussy Ninja vs. the Space Wizard by Dick Softly

Title: Pussy Ninja vs. the Space Wizard

Author: Dick Softly

Publisher: Dick Softly

Publication Date: July 1, 2019

Genres: Erotica

Shelves: Female-dominant

As someone who grew up on Star Trek reruns, watching Captain Kirk get it on with green-skinned alien women or overwhelm beautiful androids with the power of his sexual charisma, I have a definite fondness for sci-fi cheese that’s dripping with inappropriate sexual innuendo.

Dick Softly gives the formula a gender-swap in Pussy Ninja vs. the Space Wizard, introducing us to Col. Aurora, a sexy, aggressive, dominant woman, as seen through the eyes of Spaceman Limp, a horny, hapless crewmember. With his cheesy, over-the-top, adolescent observations, It is Limo who makes the first half of this story.

…her breasts straining against the fabric of her uniform like two bathing balls in an inadequately sized sack of white cloth and gliding into his field of vision like twin death stars about to get into position to blow up a planet. (This is how Limp narrated it in his head, as he had a habit of doing.)

That first half sees Limp infected by an alien atmosphere when his erection rips his suit, requiring the (ahem) unique application of (ahem) alien gas in order to flush his system. It’s a comical scene of facesitting and smothering that is more lighthearted than erotic, with details kept on the R-rated side of X.

WIth Limp back in action, Col. Aurora leads the crew into one of those bizarre, single-purpose, elaborate alien traps that soon turns into an all-out, no-holds-barred orgy. Again, more R-rated than X, with everybody getting more sex than they can handle . . . while poor Limp looks on.

…covered by writing bodies engaging in every sex act imaginable, including some that Limp suspected were unimaginable…that he had not suspected were possible, involving people he had not thought capable of it…

That, of course, leads to a confrontation with the alien mastermind behind the trap, which is where Col. Aurora gets to show what she’s capable of in one of the most sexually-charged, perversely-humorous fights you’re likely to read. The (ahem) turbo-charged fire hose maneuver alone is worth the price of admission!

Pussy Ninja vs. the Space Wizard is hardly high literature, but it’s a hell of a lot of perverse fun, and I hope we get a second episode soon.

Rating: ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀

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